I revel in brevity.
My name is Joe.
I live in Utah.
I ski.
I also enjoy reading
And writing.
I am unique because
I unicycle.
I collect vinyl.
I have a slot car track,
A turntable,
And an arcade system
In my apartment.
I also mountain bike.
And am a bit of a petrol head.
I like cheese.
Especially with crackers.
I also enjoy Wallace and Grommet
Top Gear, Jeeves and Wooster,
Alfred Hitchcock,
And many other old things.
I was born into the wrong era
I was raised in a time warp.
I know who John Galt is.
Actually I don't because I have
Yet to read more than 400 pages
Of that book.
I have worked with Reed Smoot
And have starred as an extra in a commercial.
I am a grip, wrangler, PA, and an Assistant Camera Operator
Rolled into one.
I have filmed
A major motion picture
and 13 commercials.
I have worked as a carpenter,
cabinet craftsman,
and holder of countless flashlights
while my dad fixed the car.
I am a professional Photographer.
True story.
And I enjoy long walks on the beach.
I read Car and Driver, Popular Mechanics
And thumb through Seventeen on my spare time.
Yes I take the quizzes.
That is actually a lie.
I enjoy Hemmingway,
Hurston, and Miller.
I like to cook.
I am also an athlete.
I play baseball and run
for a lot of miles.
My name is Joseph Gordon Huston III,
And I am a Son of God.
